43 years after the Bush Junior Presidency dropped all pretense of social justice by commuting intelligence snitch Louis "Scooter" Libby's jail sentence to a simple fine, America is still suffering the repercussions. A succession of presidents have flaunted their ability to do whatever they want, whenever they want with only the statement "Bush did it" do back up their actions. One example is the infamous Crackhead Island debacle in 2015 where 1st term President Arnold Schwartzenegger (whose election was possible through a constitutional amendement made by Bush on his final day in office) commuted the life sentence of one time Academy Award nominee turned crack dealer Tom Cruise and instead gave him an island off the coast of Florida on which to detox and "regain a foothold on his Hollywood career." The most recent scandal occured when the Presidential Twins Jenna and Barbara (whose double election was also made possible through an amendment by their father...and a lackluster showing at the voting polls 2 years ago) decided to invade France during fashion week in order to be the first on Pennsylvania avenue to sport "those cute little Prada bags."
A memeorial will be held at a yet to be determined time and location for our nation's dignity.
(Sorry to get all political, but the spirit moved me -- M)
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