OOOO SCARY BIGFOOT!!

Here's the picture Matt was talking about in last night's episode. Looks kind of like those Wheelers from Return to Oz.

All I Want For Christmas...

Hey y'alls, it's that's time of year again. If you wanna show us your love, check out our wish list.

Thanks, love you bunches, and happy holidays!!

~The Galore Crew~

Best Stories Ever

Drinking stories throughout history. There was a punch of brandy, wine, sugar, and citrus juices that it took a WEEK to drain! OMG!

I miss aristocracy...

And Here's Divine in Broad Daylight

As with the real Divine, perhaps sunlight is not exactly my pumpkin's friend, but how else do you show off the rindstones?

PS Again like the real Divine, my pumpkin is now rapidly decomposing from the ass up. Sadsies.

Pumpkin Carving! Cocks And Fetuses

Xmas Shopping for Mom

I can probably just sneak these pills in with the rest of them.

Things We Lost in the Fire

The movie with Halle Barrie opened on Friday. Is it just me or are ad campaigns getting progressively more tasteless?

Seriously, when the movie Things We Lost When Mt. Rainier Blew Up All Over Seattle, I'm moving.

Mmmm, whip that magic wand out!

I'm sure everyone who cares has already heard, but Albus Dumbledore is a big ol' mo! The thought crossed my mind a while back, but since he never went to the gym or had work done, I figured it was me just wanting everyone to be gay.

Turns out they are :)

Looks like I've got a new costume for Pride next year!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIVINE!!

On this day in 1945, a little drag queen named Divine (aka Glenn Milstead) was born. 21 years later she made her fabulous debut in the John Waters short film Roman Candles.

I first heard of her while in high school rehearsal for South Pacific when Josh Conkel (the only other broadway kid I knew at the time, but who was actually comfortable talking about it...even if it did take him until the fall after graduation to come out) made some comment about how a situation was Pink Flamingo's-esk and how "Divine was rolling over in her enoromous grave."

While she's no longer with us I'm sure Divine, along Leigh Bowery and so many others are having a blast celebrating her 62nd birthday and doing the biggest bump of coke in the universe.

HURRAY!

Halloween Plans

The big day is approaching. I've got my costume picked out and Pakio's sewing it for me. Pakio and Matt have their costumes bought and now just need to Be-Dazzle them. But we still need somewhere to go.

SO...whazz happening?!

October 26th, or 27th we're 3 boys looking for a party or a bar in Seattle to hit while in costume. Suggestions?

PS Don't forget to contact us if you want to come to Pakio's party this Saturday on the 20th. Costumes not required.

Happy 100th Fiona!!

These two are always a big buttload of fun, but if you really want a giggle, go till about 35 minutes left when Taylor whips out the newspaper. Probably one of their best episodes.

Here's to 100 more!!

~Matty, Pakio, and Matt

Without Your Twirling it, the Earth Can Spin

This may be a little heavy for this blog but I figure the musical reference evens it out.

Iraq is finally insisting that Blackwater be pulled from the reconstruction effort. America's not sure how to react.

I just keep thinking of My Fair Lady. George Bush as Henry Higgins turns Iraq into his ideal of a "civilized" person, and then is shocked when that person is strong enough to survive on their own. Tony Blair is Colonel Pickering and Sadam Hussein is Alfred Doolittle.

Though I don't think Liza is going to come back and help us get our slippers.

BOOOO politics.

NERD ALERT!!

I haven't played a Mario role playing game since Super Mario RPG on the SNES, which I loved! I need to experience me some Paper Mario to catch up and then...Super Mario Galaxy!!

Merry Christmas to me!

Super Special Bonus Episode!

Check out our super special bonus episode: Turkey Loaf and Holiday Fun.

What makes it special? It's our second one this week.

WOOOO, we're on fire!

Contact us if you wanna come to the Halloween party next weekend!

PS Pakio's mic had some issues but he's still audible so you can download the show from our libsyn site or on iTunes.

The GAYEST Thing On My Ipod!

I just found it! Alan Cumming and Liza performing "Baby It's Cold Outside" on the Broadway Cares: Home For the Holidays CD. Seriously, the little added dialogue and the implied idea that he doesn't want her to leave so he can tap that fine Minnelli poon-tang is ridiculous. Plus their pacing sounds like they're both rolling around in seperate satin sheeted beds with hot boys about to sit on their respective faces.

This whole album is actually a bit of a hoot. Christine Ebersole's "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas", and Anthony Rapp & Everett Bradley's "Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy" are beautiful. Jane Krakowski's "Santa Baby" makes me want to remind her you can't be cute forever. There's a few numbers where you can tell some Broadway stars think awfully highly of themself. Lillias White's silent night where she keeps running notes like an American Idol Mariah Carey impression gets old very quick. But Patrick Wilson's "We Need a Little Christmas" is adorable and Gary Beach & Roger Bart's "Silver Bells" is another one you can picture being performed from a satin bed. Right before they cram their Christmas knobs up each other's stockings.

Thanks to my friend Rob for the loan of the cd.

What's the gayest thing on your iPod?

Apparently This is News

The yellow Wiggle is missing!

Oh wait, there he is. Though it might be a different guy.

Who the hell knows.

I'm honestly a little appalled the article is THIS long. There's not a war on or anything...

It's Ok Senator Craig...Come On Out...

It may be a day early, but it's hardly a buck short. October 11th is National Coming Out Day. Time to celebrate that inner strength we've all had to build up and use to tell Mom to stop bugging us about that fat girl in our English class and shout in her face "BUTT BABIES DON'T LIVE!!!" Shout in mom's face, not the girl's.

That doesn't make any sense.

Oh well. Sing along. "Come Out, Come Out, whereever you are..."

They'll Make a Musical Out of Anything!

This just in. Apparently Grumpy Old Men the Musical is making the rounds somewhere out there.

Should play great in South Florida.

I wonder what some of the songs will be..."Ice Fishing (Burning Heart, Freezing Ass)", "Something Smells Like Fish", "Dirty Old Man"...oh wait, that one's already in Forum.

What other songs should they have?

OMG I'm SOOO Excited!!!

I know this is posted on a few different blogs but...for those of you who haven't seen it...


SWEEENEY TODD!!!!

Directed by Tim Burton!!!!

Republican Senator Has Brain Disease

So...many...jokes...

Seriously, it's a damn shame. Probably...

I'm SIIIIICK

So goes what I think is day 3 of the cold. And I'm at work too cause...well I thought I was a trooper.

WAAAAA! Poor Matty! WAAA!