Over the Top...Even For Me

To be quite honest I really do love the song in this commercial, but doesn't it seem that it's a little melodramatic in an ad about a pharmacy. CVS isn't in Washington so this is all new to me but...seriously...I just wanna buy condoms and aspirin. Calm down people!

My Creation from ROFLRAZZI

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Memory Lane...

Wow...

How did my parents NOT know I was gay...

I'm trying to figure out if Ben Vareen did this before or after his stroke. Maybe it's just hard to get work when your most famous role was Judas...

He opened his mouth...

...and a purse fell out. That's essentially the thought that kept floating through my head all yesterday at LA Pride. Not my line (it's actually from PNS Explosion) but it's apt. SOOOO MANY HOMOS!! And they were so pretty!

And I forgot to put on suntan lotion. So now I look like this:


All the pretty boys just ran away when I approached them, arms outstreched and said "MMMMM, GOOOOD!"

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!

The GAYEST Thing from 1953

So I'm here in LA, enjoying the warmth and watching my netflix:



Gentlemen Prefer Blondes to be precise. And...wow! GAY!!

Sassy PANTS!!

This clip is mildly old, but due to it's incredibly sassy nature (and calling out of Andy Dick) is still relevant. Enjoy!

Get Ready WeHo...HERE I CUM!!!!

After a quick jet-setting trip to LA, Matty has landed a place in West Hollywood. Literally just a stroll down Santa Monica Blvd from the big RAINBOW FLAGS decorating the street AND a fancy pants mexican place.

Homos and margaritas...this move is going to ROCK!!!

My gay, gay ipod

I'm fine owning up to my gayness in all it's forms, but seriously, if my ipod plays ONE more Electric Light Orchestra song on random today, I'm just gonna strip down to my purple unitard and skip through downtown Seattle with a streamer behind me!

Sweet Lord!

I found something gayer than my new Super Mario Galaxy game!

That's right, it's My Little Pony Live.

History is Fun!

And GAY GAY GAY!

The GAYEST Thing On My Ipod!

I just found it! Alan Cumming and Liza performing "Baby It's Cold Outside" on the Broadway Cares: Home For the Holidays CD. Seriously, the little added dialogue and the implied idea that he doesn't want her to leave so he can tap that fine Minnelli poon-tang is ridiculous. Plus their pacing sounds like they're both rolling around in seperate satin sheeted beds with hot boys about to sit on their respective faces.

This whole album is actually a bit of a hoot. Christine Ebersole's "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas", and Anthony Rapp & Everett Bradley's "Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy" are beautiful. Jane Krakowski's "Santa Baby" makes me want to remind her you can't be cute forever. There's a few numbers where you can tell some Broadway stars think awfully highly of themself. Lillias White's silent night where she keeps running notes like an American Idol Mariah Carey impression gets old very quick. But Patrick Wilson's "We Need a Little Christmas" is adorable and Gary Beach & Roger Bart's "Silver Bells" is another one you can picture being performed from a satin bed. Right before they cram their Christmas knobs up each other's stockings.

Thanks to my friend Rob for the loan of the cd.

What's the gayest thing on your iPod?

I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS!!

Disney is currently in negotiations with Beyonce for her to star in a 2008 film production of Elton John's Aida along with...

Christina Aguilera!!!

OMFG!!