Are We Sick of Pride Yet?

For whatever reason, I'm not. I searched this video for the boys but don't think I saw them.

See anyone you know?

More From Pride!

It's about a month later, but here's me and my movie night buddy at Pride.

Yay movie night!

Friday was Valley of the Dolls and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls!

Next one will be Grey Gardens and The Beales of Grey Gardens

The one after that will be Beaches and Fried Green Tomatoes

FAGGOTS!!!

yay!

Post 301

Hey Matty, how was your Pride....?


Guess!

He opened his mouth...

...and a purse fell out. That's essentially the thought that kept floating through my head all yesterday at LA Pride. Not my line (it's actually from PNS Explosion) but it's apt. SOOOO MANY HOMOS!! And they were so pretty!

And I forgot to put on suntan lotion. So now I look like this:


All the pretty boys just ran away when I approached them, arms outstreched and said "MMMMM, GOOOOD!"

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!

History is Fun!

And GAY GAY GAY!

Mmmm, whip that magic wand out!

I'm sure everyone who cares has already heard, but Albus Dumbledore is a big ol' mo! The thought crossed my mind a while back, but since he never went to the gym or had work done, I figured it was me just wanting everyone to be gay.

Turns out they are :)

Looks like I've got a new costume for Pride next year!

Baby Steps...

I'm a little bummed this didn't get a bit more coverage but...what are you gonna do. Anyway, a month after Seattle Pride celebation, the domestic partnership law went into effect here in Washington State.

Hurray, we're almost being treated as complete equals. woooo!

I always have mixed feelings about great progresive things like this because, while it's wonderful that we're making such progress in civil rights but it's complete bullshit that we have fight for this progress in the first place.

Though I guess I can understand people's fear of the unknown. On last night's Channel 4 news they interviewed a gay couple where one of them played organ in the church and another was one of those gloved handbell performer for their church. Thank God we've been banned from having the same rights as everyone else, I can understand how this



could terrify even the most liberal of conservatives.

Lookit You Prancy Pants!!

A new study reveals that gay people may have particular aspects of their walk which totally show they're queer. This evidence is further proof that homosexuality is something people are born with.

It's also further proof that that "straight boy" from Pride is a FAGGOT!!

Almost Recovered...Happy Pri...snore...

Pride weekend was not only a rousing success, it was really a lot of fun. But DAMN, two days of celebration wears a body out. Especially when it takes so much work to be so fucking fabulous.



From left to right, there's me, co-host, Matty, food fixer extrodinare Matt, and co-host Pakio. This was us in Volunteer Park on Saturday afternoon shortly after the end of the parade on Broadway. I did my own make up (which is why I've got a mask covering it :P), and Pakio designed himself and Matt.



Here's mine and Pakio's cock shot from the staging area of the Sunday parade. I think I look like a tubby leather lumberjack but whatever. Those wings had taken hella abuse Saturday night as I got sloppy. Thanks to Matt and Pakio for the emergency repair job before we left their place. Don't they look good. Unfortunately I apparently threw them on the ground and jumped up and down on them later that day cause when I looked them over Monday morning they were kind of in shambles.

Oh well, it's not Pride without at little destruction of fabulousity, right?

Just a little over a month till Vancouver Pride.

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!!

What it's all About

Sure glitter and booze are an important part of Pride. But there's a deeper level. Before cracking that first bottle, check out the Stranger's article charting our gay evolution as written by notable fags and dykes.


Not only does this give you a touching feel for WHY Pride is so important, but will give you that extra boost toward slamming those first few shots before dancing in the streets wrapped in your rainbow flag and telling anyone who can't be bothered with us "FUCK YOU!!"

It Starts!!

While we won't be there, if you want to get a jump start on Seattle Pride events, tonight is a fashion show at the W Hotel downtown. If anyone has the time to check it out, let us know how it went.

HAPPY PRIDE!!

OUT OF THE CLOSET
WHO
W Hotels and you

WHAT
Kickoff PRIDE weekend (June 22-24th, 2007) at the W Seattle with a fashion preview from Seattle’s hottest clothing boutiques and local designers. So come out of the closet and get in on the fun while you help benefit a local LGBT organization over cool cocktails and the sounds of the city’s best DJ’s.

WHEN
June 20, 2007, 6:30 PM

WHERE
W Seattle, W Bar and First Floor Living Room

1112 4th Avenue

Seattle , WA 98101

RSVP
WSEATTLE.RSVPEVENTS@WHOTELS.COM

PS Have 5 or 6 of their cosmos...mmmm mmm good!

10 minutes to Wapner...

Wikipedia comes through once again in keeping my caldendar up to date. Today is Autistic Pride Day.

I can't think of a comment that doesn't make me sound like an asshole.

Oh well, HAPPY PRIDE!!

Pride's on the Horizon

While Pakio was at Portland Pride last weekend, another celebration of Pacific Northwest Debauchery was going down here in Seattle. The Freemont Solstice Festival is known for it's naked bike riders and general crazy liberal hippy-ness. Not that I have a point of reference, but it seems to be like Chicago's Market Days.

What is it about a naked man on a bike that just makes me want to whip out my rainbow flag and prance down the street celebrating the freak in us all.

Damn Evergreen State College, you broke my brain.