Thursday, August 30, 2007

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a...*slurp, gobble, squish*



Apparently "gay for pay" isn't the recent internet phenomenon people seem to think it is. A trashy new bio of Hollywood celebrities reveals that Clark Gable wasn't unfamiliar with knob polishing when it was time to further his career. It's nice to know there's a solid back up plan when the screenwriter in LA thing falls on it's face.
If I get a place close to school I'll be just minutes from Van Nuys, CA which is reportedly the porn capital of the world.

Look out Hollywood, here I cum!

PS Had anyone else heard of Clark Gable's awful bad breath before? I'd just heard of it for the first time last week. Apparently everyone already knew. Gross.

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