"They weren't moving as fast as I thought, so I guess I just overshot," claimed Father of the Gods, Zeus, from his throne on Olympus. He referred to his lightining bolt which was caught on tape, striking the ground mere feet ahead of twins Timmy and Bobby Wilson this Tuesday evening.
Timmy (the evil twin) has reportedly been up to all kinds of mischief, declaring Zeus' existance to be simply a myth and stating that all should bow down and worship himself, as he is the new high score champion on Wii Tennis in their home town.
"Tennis isn't so impressive," Zeus griped. "Have him take a shot at God of War II, he'll see how bad ass I am."
Timmy says he doesn't plan to stop his claims of superiority but suggests that if Zeus is "all that" maybe it's time for a little Wii boxing match.
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