Getting Political

Cause I'm watching documentaries and thinking there should be more than two states where I can married...



And I think I've posted this before, but it's still good.

Edu-ma-cation

A lot of my friends think I'm kind of weird for taking time to watch old silent films and watch things no one would bother with now a days. And then I saw this...



Obviously that's not the original music.

HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALLS!!

Post 301

Hey Matty, how was your Pride....?


Guess!

Please Don't Take My Man

There's work related reasons I tracked this down, but also it's just a fabulous piece of Dolly. We'll have to check with Pakio and Matt to see if she actually performed it at her show once they go.

I do have one question. Why is she grinning like a moron while she's singing to the woman who's gonna steal her man...?

This Made My Brain Hurt

This is worse than the Weezer video below.

To set the scene, the soundtrack is the original We Are The World recording. It's NOT the original performers. It's primarily American 80's stars filmed by a Scandanavian tv channel some time in the rather recent past. For some reason.

A few things heard uttered when watching this:
"When did Irene Cara get old?"
"the first time I saw Rick Springfield in his 50's I knew I wasn't a kid anymore"
"I'm sorry, my brain just oozed out my ear"
"AHHHH...it's Madam Mim from Sword and the Stone...oh wait...it's just Bonnie Tyler"
"god damn this song goes on...this...there's no words"
"I wonder how many kids starved to death while this song played"
" like they were standing off camera and the Pointer Sisters were all holding sandwhiches going "nooo, you can't have any"
"not until the song is OVER!"

Memory Lane...

Wow...

How did my parents NOT know I was gay...

I'm trying to figure out if Ben Vareen did this before or after his stroke. Maybe it's just hard to get work when your most famous role was Judas...

He opened his mouth...

...and a purse fell out. That's essentially the thought that kept floating through my head all yesterday at LA Pride. Not my line (it's actually from PNS Explosion) but it's apt. SOOOO MANY HOMOS!! And they were so pretty!

And I forgot to put on suntan lotion. So now I look like this:


All the pretty boys just ran away when I approached them, arms outstreched and said "MMMMM, GOOOOD!"

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!