Schuper Schweet...I mean schtupid!

And to top it off, I think I may have left my retainer in my hotel room. Gross!

Gimme a Hug!

Spiders that Cuddle


Really interesting but also...ew.

Well...the hills WERE alive.

On this day in history Maria von Trapp died in 1987. Let's take a moment to remember that whenever Nazi's get you down, as long as you've got a song in your heart, and good hiking shoes to book it over the mountains to Switzerland, goodness will always prevail!

Six Baby Momma's, Eight Babies

After the interview on Monday I drove to Ontario, California to catch my flight home.

And then hung out at the airport bar.

For 6 hours :).

Due to language barriers, my first drink was ordered as a double vodka martini with a lemon twist and ended up being a double shot of Grey Goose in a tumbler with a slice of lime. Which was actually pretty good.

After Norma went home, I spent the rest of the evening hanging out with the new bartender, Tamara. This drunk couple who was at the bar already when I got there, and this middle aged white woman from San Francisco. Lord, y'alls we had a good time burping and scratching. Tamara got a call from this guy who's been her heart forever, seriously, y'alls. Just cause she's recently out of a 5 year relationship with a woman and he's got six baby momma's and eight babies don't mean shit. They's meant to be together. Or at least hit it and quit it while she double bags it to avoid the lazer sperm this guy apparently has.

Who's in the mood to go to Ontario, California now? Anybody?

Trips Leave Me Frazzled, y'all!

I'm back at the office processing bills and invoices as if nothing happened. LA was nice but I have mixed feelings about the interview. I go back and forth between thinking I blew it and thinking that maybe they did get everything they wanted out of me in just 20 minutes. It's out of my hands now, so I just need to let it go.

Of course that's the logical part of my mind.

And logic wasn't so much functioning when tears of stress and whatnot started rolling down my face as my midnight flight into SeaTac touched down. I spent the next 30 minutes hanging out waiting for my ride constantly wiping and sniffling on the sidewalk. And that was with me working hard to hold it in.

But I'm all better now, still have my doubts but, like I said, can't do anything about it now. Bring on the booze, I'm back home!

God Bless You, FDR

And God bless you Wikipedia
for informing me that on this day, March 22nd, in 1933, President Roosevelt signed a bill legalizing the sale of beer and wine.

For the first time in a while I'm proud to be an American!

Cackle, Cackle Hens

Today we had our first monthly admin/executive assistant meeting. I'm the only guy. And youngest by about 10 years easy. Oy!

At least if I was the only boy in the writing room for Campus Ladies or some random WE television show, we'd be having more fun.

Baby steps to the interview on Monday. And then happy thoughts all throughout! La la la la!

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Hey kids,
Just letting you know I decided to fly down and enjoy bloody marys all the way to the interview. Well maybe not right up until, don't want to have a red tounge.

Anyway, I'll let you know as soon as I know.

Wish me luck! :D

Lazy Sunday aka CHRONIC..cles of Narnia

Well they've taken it it off of you tube, but here's a link:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=2921

Enjoy!

So Excited I Peed a Little!!

So it looks like the applications and stuff are starting to pay off. I have an appointment at 1pm on monday to interview with the vice dean and a screenwriting teacher at the American Film Institute! I'm really excited. Though I had an interview with USC after high school that never panned out so I have to remind myself that an interview doesn't mean anything.

But still...YAY!

I'm gonna try to borrow my parents car for the 16+ hour drive down to LA on Sunday and then come back Tuesday. Any thoughts what I should do with myself while I have some free time on Monday?

I'm so excited!!!

Prayers, well wishes, etc. are much appriciated!!

Longest Work Day EVER!!

So I came in to work Sunday evening to get some work done...and left Monday afternoon at 4:15. That would be 21 straight hours, people. Never again.

On the plus side, Jerimy did the math and with all that overtime I was making about $27 an hour.

Then I went home and slept from 6 to 5:30 in the morning. Sleep good!

Information change by Bush Administration

I'm listening to Condalessa Rice this morning with an interview with Matt Lauer on NBC's Today and the Bush administration is now back to their old tag lines of "Iraq did have weapons of mass destruction". I couldn't believe my ears. I wonder if the American people will start believing it just because someone says it is so? Like sheep will they start chanting "bahhh Iraq did have weapons of mass destruction, bahhh".

I am not necessarily shocked but am disappointed. I guess this goes to show that freedom of speech is still something that anyone can practice even if it is speech of lies.

Best Marketing Campaign EVER!

Haven't seen this show yet but, man...that's some funny shizzle!

Mmmm that's good satire

"I will now fix the iRack by throwing all of our money at it!"

Everybody's Got Someone...

Walking to work today I saw this homeless lady in a wheelchair racing down the sidewalk, being pushed by this homeless guy and they were laughing and giggling, having the time of their life.

It's nice when you see that everyone's got friends.

Ok, so Pi is kind of cool...

Check out this pdf. It's schuper schweet!!

Nerds of the World Unite!

Apparently today is Pi Approximation day. Celebrate it at 1:59pm. Cause then it's 3.14159 (or maybe 3.141359...I dunno).

Does anyone else care about this?

Mmmmm Pi.

Happy Birthday Baby!!

It's hard to believe Ms. Minelli is 61 years young today!

Cause, really, I always thought she was MUCH older than that.

Check the Small Print

For those of you who can't make out the small print, it reads "So Good You'll Suck Dick."


Mmmm my two favorite things in one newstory.

Remember When I Talked about Company at the 5th?

It's ok, no one else does either.

But here' s clip from the newly revivaled production of Company currently on Broadway. The staging I saw was slightly more traditional. All you girls out there who trained on the baritone sax, they're looking for understudies!

Funny Peter Griffin clips from the Family Guy! :)

William SLEDD

I really like some of Williams work. Check out his website at www.sleddhead.com. :)

Please God Don't Let There Be an Earthquake

Depressing News Article

The basic gist of the article is that the FEMA trailers that were emptied of Katrina survivors months ago are sitting 3 hours away from all those people made homeless by last week's tornadoes. And FEMA hasn't lifted a finger to get those trailers filled because a state of emergency hasn't been declared.

So...

For anyone who's keeping score. When our cities are destroyed by hurricanes, we get no help. When our towns are destroyed by tornadoes we get no help. When some country half a world away is being controlled by the same dictator who's been in charge for the past two decades, we can't get over there fast enough.

If Seattle is ever hit by a massive earthquake or volcanic explosion, looks like we're fucked.

Coolest Eye Patch EVER!!

This whole VA mistreatment thing has actually really got me pissed off, which we address in our 50th episode coming out Wednesday night. But my anger was slightly tempered when I saw this patch that's cooler than anything from Pirates of the Caribbean.

It's enough to make me want to jab a pencil in my eye so I can have one!

The saddest part...

...is that they were on their way to a screening of We Are Marshall.

See! Diets are Hard!

Congrats to Jennifer Hudson for her win as Effie in Dreamgirls. Both her acceptance speech and press jag afterwards were flawless and professional. But I think someone forgot to tell her there's no chocolate inside the statues. Perhaps she's just hoping to spend some time in the chair with my dental tech by chipping her teeth on Oscar's forehead. Mmmm...my dental tech.