In an exclusive interview with Dianne Sawyer on Good Morning America, the tubercular Andrew Speaker and his wife sat down to discuss the little known side effect of this fatal disease. As well as destroying one's lungs, the disease causes people to transform into a platypus. Mr. Speaker displayed the first step in this progression with his new bill growing from his face and replacing his human mouth and chin.
Over the course of the interview he outlined the steps that his doctors told him would occur. In the next few weeks he will develop webbing between his fingers and grow fur all over his body. "To be honest," he said. "I've made peace with most of these changes. Though I'm really not looking forward to laying my first egg." His new wife Sarah Cooksey simply sighed and looked on despondantly through the entire interview.
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