Friday, February 02, 2007

Matty's New Cheap HIV Test



Not that you can get any cheaper than the free tests Planned Parenthood
provides, but I've figured out this new way to ensure you have a solid immune system without getting stuck by a needle.

First, surround yourself with sick people. Watch them cough and sneeze and basically fill the air with germies.

If you want to be really extreme, let one lick you.

Let a couple of days go by. If you don't get sick, your immune system works. HURRAY!

I've been participating in this test for the past few days in my cubicle at work. So far, all signs point to healthy.

Though I do need a cough drop. Dun Dun Dun! Not funny? Hmmm...

Seriously, if you are moved to do anything to help the HIV + community, please check out this link http://seattlevaccines.org/volunteer_opportunities.html


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