Thursday, September 20, 2007

Koko's a FREAK!



Does anyone else remember seeing Koko the signing gorilla on Reading Rainbow back in the day? I had my very own copy of the picture book "Koko's Kitten" about her getting a cat.

Turns out we all grow up...

"Koko has been involved in several sexual harassment lawsuits.[5] At least three former employees, all female, have claimed that they were pressured into showing their breasts to Koko. They alleged that Dr. Patterson encouraged the behavior, often interpreted Koko's signs as requests for nipple display, and let them know that their job would be in danger if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish." Koko has been known to playfully grab both male and female nipples without warning or provocation. Dr. Patterson claims that Koko uses the word "nipple" to refer to humans.[6]

All claims of harassment have been permanently dropped as of 21 November 2005 after the foundation and the parties involved reached a settlement. [7]"

Wikipedia, I love you so much...

Monday, September 17, 2007

Across the Diner (aka Lookit that Jukebox Over There)



Despite all of the trailers for "Across the Universe" I've seen this summer, I was actually blindsided by it's under-the-wire American release last weekend. My first set of cassettes I owned were "Meet the Beatles," "Srgt Pepper" and the two "Best of the Beatles" double cassettes and I've been a fan ever since. When I saw that a new Julie Taymor film with a hot British guy and a soundtrack made completely of Beatles songs was coming out I was quite excited. The trailer only increased my anticipation with rocking orchestrations and clips of the mind blowning visual effects Ms. Taymor is known for.

And then I caught the 10:30 "Across the Universe" last night.

It's not a bad movie, but it's not what I expected and it's too long. The first realization, which was actually a pleasant surprise, was that "Across the Universe" is honestly a musical and doesn't just use Beatles music as background. The main probelm is that it's "Mamma Mia!" with a more relevant storyline, because it has more relevant music. I.E. rather than all the songs being about dancing and relationships, there are a lot of Beatles songs about the changing world, USA mired in an endless war, etc.

The movie reeks of Jukebox Musical doldrums right down to inside jokes like the fact that every character has a name mentioned in a Beatles song, a scene where the main character, Jude, sketches a green apple, and a reunion performance on a rooftop to wrap up the film.

As best as I could gather from the trailer, the story was the standard "teens caught in the whirl of a world falling apart in the late 60's". An interting twist being that Jude is an illigal Liverpudlian. And of course I had high hopes for Taymor's artistic take on these standard elements. If you've seen the trailers, you've seen the extent of her visual extravagance, which were few and far between and felt forced. That's not to say that over all the movie wasn't visually well constructed, shot, and, edited, but the trailer gives the impression that it's practically Moulin Rouge! with it's quickfire, abstract visuals, and it isn't.

As much as I enjoyed the re-orchestrations and new conceptualization of the songs, there were too many. Especially when a good third of them didn't even move the story along or elaborate anything. Despite impressive performance value, for all that they added, they may as well have been playing in the background under action which actually propelled the story. The worst example of this is the character Prudence. While "Dear Prudence" is probably one of my favorite Beatles song, her entire storyline which lead to the performance of that song was pointless. As evidenced by the fact that once "Dear Prudence" was song, you don't see her again until the final scene.

I think I'm probably being a little too harsh on the film mainly because it failed to live up to my expectations, which is no one's fault but my own, and a comment that often bothers me when others make it about productions. It would be interesting to see a review from someone not well acquainted with the songs who wouldn't see certain numbers coming a mile away. Of course I have no idea where you could find someone not familiar with the majority of those songs.

I would reccomend "Across the Universe" to any die hard Beatles fan. I would suggest it to Taymor fans because the visuals are best seen on the big screen. All others...meh...if you like musicals and attractive English artists, you could do a lot worse. "Across the Universe" may not deliver on it's title, but it will do as a 20th century period piece which will take you across the space of an evening on an interesting emotional ride.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Someone didn't tell her they were taping rehearsal



Saturday night I had a conversation about how Brittany's performance at the VMA's could be an awesome opportunity for her to prove everyone wrong and perform the balls off something the way she did back in the day.

Or she could put one more nail in that career coffin of hers by showing there's essitenally no recovering from such a steep spiral.

Looks like she took the second option.

Oh well. I like Christina better anyway.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The Neverending Story



For those of you who thought the Anna Nicole story couldn't get any weirder, apparently now there's a book coming out alledging that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern were knocking booties. There's also a video of them polishing each other's knobs. I've never really thought of Stern in that context but...if I'm in the mood to get my Jew on and watch a blonde idiot fool around, I could see how that would be kinda hot. Maybe...

I never thought to put Anna Nicole and BEARD in the same sentence.

I'm really wondering what the next twist is going to be...

PS Is it just me, or does that picture make you expect a fly to just get right into Larry's mouth?

Monday, September 03, 2007

Stuck in a You-Tube Hole

I think these are a little old, but they're new to me. Enjoy





This last one is for all of my broadway bois out there. Liza performing in Victor, Victoria 10 years ago.

Friday, August 31, 2007

You Can't Stop The Beat!! (and by Beat I mean *thwack thwack thwack...UHGGHH*)

Finally saw Hairspray the movie last night. OMG! It's a great show. Every number really knocks it out of the park. The re-orchistrations are often an improvement over the stage show. It's a lot of fun to see everything put together for film vs.stage. I loved the newcomer who places Tracey and found John Travolta to be a fabulous Edna. I certainly understand the issues around his casting, but he definitely made the film Edna his own beautiful haus frau. While the story kind of gets into a bit of a log jam in the last 15 minutes and it's kind of a distracting stretch to get around to "You're Timeless to Me" it's a wonderful, fun, movie musical that really does have you tapping along in your seat.

And more importantly...ZAC EFRON...droool! As someone who tries not to give into crappy teen fads (being 26 and all) I've avoided High School Musical like the plague. But when he stuck his tounge out for hair slicking in "I Can Hear the Bells" all I could think was "Why've I waited so long?" (well, that and, "I think I just had an accident in my pants.")

So for the 2 other faggoty broadway purists who've resisted him, I give you, Zac Efron, adjusting himself:

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a...*slurp, gobble, squish*



Apparently "gay for pay" isn't the recent internet phenomenon people seem to think it is. A trashy new bio of Hollywood celebrities reveals that Clark Gable wasn't unfamiliar with knob polishing when it was time to further his career. It's nice to know there's a solid back up plan when the screenwriter in LA thing falls on it's face.
If I get a place close to school I'll be just minutes from Van Nuys, CA which is reportedly the porn capital of the world.

Look out Hollywood, here I cum!

PS Had anyone else heard of Clark Gable's awful bad breath before? I'd just heard of it for the first time last week. Apparently everyone already knew. Gross.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Nature Reserve Owners Watch Too Much Disney




Hermione Branchett, curator of the 100-Acre-Wood Nature Reserve in Northeast England recently found a basket of orphan hedgehogs on her doorstep. Realizing they need a mother figure close to their own species, Ms. Branchett thought fast and placed her hairbrush in the midsts of the spikey babies. They quickly latched on to the wooden matriach.

"Unless Beauty and the Beast lied to me," Ms. Branchett stated as she chewed on her long stringy hair and pet a hedgehog, "A hairbrush should be just as loving a parent as a mother who would leave these little guys on a humans doorstep."

Thursday, August 23, 2007

It's a HIT!!



Composed 8/9/07

Last night I was privileged to be a part of musical theater history. It was the second night of previews for Mel Brooks' post-Producers musical adaptation of his movie "Young Frankenstein." It was an evening of firsts for me. First pre-Broadway run of a show. First time seeing name performers from Cd's or DVDs I actually own (i.e. Roger Bart, Megan Mullally, Sutton Foster, and Andrea Martin). The first time I've ever heard a set piece receive applause. And the first time I've seen a standing ovation in the middle of the show. Young Frankenstein has a perfect combination of intelligence and 13-year-old-boy booby humor which made the movie a classic. Mel Brooks was quoted in a The Stranger as saying this show won't win as many Tony's as Producers, but it's more fun. I would tend to agree, simply because we seem reluctant to give "serious" awards like the Tonys to a show that is so consistently hilarious from start to finish if it doesn't have a pointed satirical edge. That said, due to the timeless nature of the music and story, if this show's tenure on Broadway isn't longer than the 5 year run of The Producers, I'd be quite surprised.

I would also be very surprised if Megan Mullally didn't receive a Best Supporting Actress nod (and possibly the win, it's early in the season...) for her role as socialite Elizabeth. While it would seem to be a character awfully close to her Karen role from Will & Grace, Ms. Mullally has created a woman whose smokey voice and stern posturing present a refined woman of culture...who happens to love a good roll in the hay with anyone besides her fiance, Frederick Frankenstein.

Tony consideration should also be given to Christopher Fritzgerald, whose elastic Vaudevillian body movements and endearing cartoonish Igor help introduce Dr. Frankenstein to the wacky world of Transylvania Heights and are solid through the entire show.

Sutton Foster is excellent as Inga, fluctuating between ditzy and intelligent as circumstances changed, but always sincere, heartfelt and believable. Though her part seemed to be there as much as was needed for the story, I personally was hoping for more Ms. Foster time, but was proud of the Tony award winning lead actress who let herself fill a supporting role simply for the obvious joy of being in such a wonderful show.

Shuler Hensley is a fine comic actor and impressive dancer. He has probably one of the hardest parts in the show, in that his character is essentially mute for 95% of the time. Couple that with 5 pounds of green make up and latex, and it's a wonder anyone is able to convey emotions. But he does. And then to have to perform the 5+ minute show stopper "Putting on the Ritz" takes amazing performance chops.

Andrea Martin as Frau Blucher (insert horse neigh here) steals every scene she's in and garners applause on every exit like I've only ever seen before by Carmen Ghia in "The Producers."

And speaking of Carmen Ghia, Roger Bart as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein is a perfect fit for the role. His range from manic yelps to desperate quivers remind us of Gene Wilder's performance while making Roger's performance distinctly his own. The only problem is we've kind of seen it before. His Frankenstein is a smart, straight Carmen Ghia. This doesn't take away from the strength and perfection in the role, I just think he has more to offer. Like Bill Irwin in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?" I think a serious drama could earn Bart a Tony.

The songs are a lot of fun with some pretty tight word play and innuendo throughout. The big dancy chorus numbers are the show opener "The Happiest Town in Town," the dream sequence "Join the Family Business," the act one closer "Transylvania Mania" and the show stopper mid-Act Two "Putting on the Ritz." The score (as well as costumes) really plays up the traditional Eastern European environment, even with the between-the-scenes instrumentals. The combination of Brooks' classic sounding music and Stroman's traditional stage style dancing create a timeless-ness which is well integrated into the show. I've read a critique that too many of the chorus dances look the same, and while that wasn't ringing in my head when I left the show, I would tend to agree. But, to be fair, there are portions of the score which are really familiar to Producers fans so I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Elizabeth's songs are hilarious and great because they're dirty. Her opener, "Please Don't Touch Me" and final song "Deep Love" and even her now cut number "Alone" suggest a woman who loves being in control and just can't get enough but is too polite (until ravaged by the Monster) to say so.

Poor Sutton Foster has only two songs, one of which is a sweet love ballad, "Listen to Your Heart" the other is "Roll in the Hay" which I think was a cute funny song but there was so much going on that kept the audience laughing, I missed most of the lyrics. Which I couldn't tell was a problem in a comedy or not. I guess I can always get the CD...

Speaking of laughter, I'd have to say this is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen on stage. By the time Intermission came around, my friend turned to me and said "I peed 7 times already." Partially due to the fact that the audience obviously knew 3/4ths of the script and was waiting for the punchlines, there was rarely a period where the laughs weren't coming. Even the quiet moments in ballads were punctuated by sniggering due to the lyrics, or the choreography. Very few jokes fell flat and in reviewing things that could be changed to improve and tighten up the show there are a few jokes that rocked the audience, but should unfortunately probably go as they do only take up space and don't forward the story.

Which brings me to this show's flaws, which aren't many, but should really be worked on. The overbearing problem is the length of the first act. I haven't read any of the press from last night's (8/22/07) premiere but if major changes haven't been made, I'd be surprised if they didn't mention this as well. The pacing for act one is pretty tight and doesn't lag...but it just keeps...on...going. After an amazing spectacle in the laboratory where Frederick, Igor, Inga, and Frau Bleucher bust out with "Life, Life" while the amazing set has lights and electricity shooting everywhere and platforms raising into the air, there's still 20 more minutes of business to take care of. Including a big dance number ("Transylvania Mania") which could easily be the Act Two opener rather than (kind of) the Act One closer 15 minutes too late. They have since cut the second Elizabeth number "Alone" where she calls from Manhattan with a fabulous number that just comes at point where it slows everything down. Moving "Transylvania Mania" could probably help trim, or even be combined with "He's Loose" which currently opens Act Two and is mainly and impressive run through of forest sets that's otherwise a little too close to the mob scenes in "Beauty and Beast."

On mentioning that show, I should give another compliment to the Frankenstein set designer. In "Beast" you can honestly watch the money trickle through the producers fingers on spectacles like "Be Our Guest" in a way that makes you just wave and say "bye bye money." In "Frankenstein" you can see that a lot of money was spent, but spent effectively in a way that overwhelms and impresses rather than just helps you understand why your ticket was so expensive. The "Roll in the Hay" number happens on the cart ride to the castle and consists of two wide columns filling the majority of the stage except for darkness directly in front of the cart. Once the horses start moving, the dark scary trees on the columns begin moving past the cart and you really feel like your progressing down a dark path. That was when the audience actually applauded at the set itself. There was also a moment in "The Family Business" where it literally looked like the entire stage was shaking. I have NO idea how they did that, but wow. Hopefully another Tony nom and win for this show.

Back to it's flaws. I've never been a fan of Brooks' ballads, and "Someone," the song by the lonely, blind hermit is probably my least favorite. Mostly because it feels too easy. Brooks knew that a song belongs in that otherwise hilarious scene. And he's right. But this one is a simple homage to boring "I Want" ballads that feels like it was written on a cocktail napkin simply to fulfill the needs of a song being there. And then the call-back to it in the final scene wasn't that funny either.

Which brings me to my final point of necessary changes. The last scene needs a lot of work. Once the villagers have ransacked the castle, calling for the Dr. and the Monster's heads, then they all go out to the village square where everyone can gather for the final events. Not only is the scene change not necessary (cause pretty much everyone is in the laboratory in the scene before) but returning to the setting of two other company dance numbers would seem to imply that a big finale is coming up, when really it's just a clunky method to have everyone on stage to witness and react as everyone's storylines wrap up SUPER quick after a lot of that development should've been spread out over 2 1/2 hours (or at least the last 30 minutes). It feels almost like centuries old farces where secret identities are revealed and everyone's OK with everyone else despite being enemies only moments before. And don't get me started on the stupid Dracula joke. It's unfortunate that the weakest and least funny scene comes at the end of an amazing powerhouse of a comedy. I don't think it's impossible to fix, but definitely needs the most work.

Other than that, a blog I read stated that the Dr. Frankenstein in "Join the Family Business" bares little resemblance to the asshole described in "He Vas My Boyfriend" and also that "Family Business" (which features a dance line of Frankenstein's ancestors) would be stronger if the family members wore different doctor's costumes through the ages rather than scrubs for boys and naughty nurse outfits for the women. I would agree with that critique as well.

All in all, I can't recommend this show enough and if you're not fortunate enough to catch the sold out run in Seattle or get to Broadway any time soon, I would recommend getting the soundtrack as soon as it's out. With all of it's flaws, which aren't that many, the best part of the show is that it's fun. The melodies are catchy, the characters are lovable, and the spectacle is amazing. It's no Company or Cabaret but it doesn't try to be. It's exactly what Mel Brooks wanted: a wonderful night that reminds us of a time when people used to get dressed up to see a Broadway Production and really do the whole night up. Because it's not just a show, it's an experience. An experience no one should miss.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

New "I Love Lucy Revival" Failure Before it Starts



Press photos were recently released of CBS' attempted revival at their 50 year old classic series "I Love Lucy" starring Amy Winehouse as frumpy best friend Ethel and Kelly Osbourne as the lumpier-than-before lead. While some people applaud this 21st century mix of "Simple Life" reality-like television combined with classic sitcoms others just view it as another symptom of the never ending spiral of crap tv has found itself mired in for years.

Who would you cast as Ricky and Fred?

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Oh X-tube

Not work safe...barely



If anyone knows where I can find that video of the naked guy and the Joe Rogan poster, please send me a link.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Ladies, I feel your pain...kinda



While the sole is flat and actually fairly cushy, these new Fluevog's (my first pair) I bought in Vancouver are giving me the longest breaking in period I've ever had on a pair of shoes. The outside of my left foot is a little pinched and the top of the right shoe doesn't feel like it has enough give so my foot kind of crunches up against it as I walk.

But they look FABULOUS!!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Does Anyone Else Smell That?




Saw this on the bus, riding to work today. Provided a smile as I went back to that glass cage in the sky I call my 9 to 5.

Friday, August 03, 2007

I Smell Like My Ex-Boyfriend!



Which isn't a bad thing, but caught me off gaurd. After hemming and hawing about what cologne to buy yesterday, I finally decided on Hermes Terre. I realized it smelled a little like what my ex used to wear but didn't think it was exact.

Turns out it is.

Not really a bad thing, it's a nice smell. But...I dunno...yeah.

Clock is ticking toward Vancouver Pride!

Thursday, August 02, 2007

SMELL LIKE CONEY ISLAND!!



Which apparently does NOT smell like vomit and cotton candy. It's BETTER, according to the Bond No.9 site, Coney Island smells like "margarita mix, melon guava, cinnamon, chocolate, caramel, musk, vanilla, cedarwood, sandalwood."

PERFUME WITH MARGARITA MIX!!! Best idea ever!

They also have a scent called Fire Island. Bet it smells like poppers and vodka...

The irony of these two posts, I think I forgot to put deoderant on this morning :P

Spray it All Over My Face!!!



I'm in shopping mood today. Thinking of going to Express for some fancy club clothes for Vancouver Pride, or else Sephora for some fancy man scents. On the cologne front, I started doing some research and found the above "Cumming...the fragrance." Unfortunately it looks like they don't sell it at Sephora so I can sample it to see if I like it. But on top of the name, the description amused me:

"Base notes of leather, peat fire, highland mud, burnt rubber and white truffle ground the scent with rugged sensuality, while the core notes of cigar, heather, Douglas fir and rubber contribute to its sharpness. The fragrance is completed with spicy top notes of bergamot, black pepper, Scotch pine and whiskey."

I'm not sure which I'd rather smell like, burnt rubber or highland mud. At last they've combined the too.

For any curious listener...Matty's got a birthday coming up...and a PO Box.

Thanks in advance :)

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Artsy Fartsy Auteurs Drop in Death's Path



Beginning with the death of American director Robert Altman late last year, the Grim Reaper has been been gaining speed on his '07 "Death to Fancy Pants Directors Tour." In a surprising double showing on the European leg of his tour, the Hooded Horror claimed the souls of Swedish director Ingmar Berman and Italian Director Michaelangelo Antononioni yesterday.

Known for being elusive and quiet, it wasn't until Mr. Reaper stopped for a beer at a bar in Manitoba while trolling for Guy Maddin that he granted an interview. "I've existed since the beginning of time," the scythe bearing spirit quipped. "There's not a lot I haven't seen, so it's rare when something provokes an emotional reaction. But these mother fuckers," he continued, referencing his most recent project. "Create such dry intellectual moody existential bullshit that I just feel bad I didn't take care of this back in the early '70's."

Grim continued drinking and ranting into the night, gathering an international crowd of journalists around him in an impromptu press conference. He provided dates for his upcoming tour locations which he forbid most people to reveal until after the fact. After a while he noticed my American Press Corps creditentals and pointed at me with a bony finger. "And you. American." He hissed. "I won't reveal any trade secrets, but let's just say P.T. Anderson needs to watch out for any fast cars. That asshole's had me coming for a long time."

Friday, July 27, 2007

I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS!!



Disney is currently in negotiations with Beyonce for her to star in a 2008 film production of Elton John's Aida along with...

Christina Aguilera!!!

OMFG!!

GROSSS



That's right everybody.

BILK

Beer

and milk

The Japanese are nuts.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart



Monday evening I brought my work laptop home from the bank to get some stuff done in my jammies on Tuesday. But then I set the suitcase it was in down to tie my shoes...and walked all the way home without it. Once I raced back to the site I had put it down, the case was gone (of course). Tuesday I had to call SPD and file a report, tell the bank security people, and worse tell my boss that my computer was gone because I had to tie my shoe and was forgetful. AADDRUUURRRRR.

But it's all good because luckily a very nice man named Tim found my computer and picked it up off the sidewalk so no one with bad intentions would walk away with it. HURRAY!! I'm now typing this on my found laptop and feeling very good about just how much I love everything right now, despite my own personal goofiness.

Thanks so much Timothy, whereever you are!!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Oh...My...God

Consider the source...i.e. pornotube. Obviously NOT work safe.


Netflix it yo!



Hey there, let's be netflix buddies. Click on this link and you get to see what Matty's watching.

http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/PRrDFij0BqmHRnzYXhqS

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

FABULOUS (at any age)



Why this hasn't been turned into a PNSexplosion skit, I'll never know.

Found this after viewing the latest post on The Daily Purge Blog

Whatever Floats Your Boat



I thought the wrestling video at the Cuff last night was a bit much, but jesus mary...

Makes me want a pretzel.

Drew Carey to play Edna Turnblad...Wait, That Movie Already Came Out



Due to a miscommunication with his agent and multiple issues with his Comcast internet conncection, stand up comedian and sit-com star, Drew Carey (above), has spent the past year binging in an attempt to claim the coveted musical role of Edna Turnblad in the new Hairpray movie. "When my agent first mentioned the project to me, he seemed to imply that I would be a natural play Edna. So I started eating." Taking tips from his show co-star who played Mimi Bobeck, Carey started on a regimne of junk food and Dairy Queen Blizzards which he referred to as his "protien shakes."

Please close to the star inform us that when he saw a preview for the movie featuring John Travolta filling the moomoo that has been occupied by other sexually bent like Bruce Villance and, most famously Divine, Carey threw his bucket of chicken at the television shouting. "That's fucking bullshit!"

But whenever God closes a window, he opens a door and Mr. Carey has been tapped to replace Bob Barker as host of the long running game show, The Price is Right.

"I've got 3 months to loose the weight," the 49 year old said. "I don't think it'll be a problem getting back into my old 40 inch pants. And I'll do it with out any of those twinkle toe moves Mr. Saturday Night Fever does in that dreadful performance."

Monday, July 23, 2007

Baby Steps...



I'm a little bummed this didn't get a bit more coverage but...what are you gonna do. Anyway, a month after Seattle Pride celebation, the domestic partnership law went into effect here in Washington State.

Hurray, we're almost being treated as complete equals. woooo!

I always have mixed feelings about great progresive things like this because, while it's wonderful that we're making such progress in civil rights but it's complete bullshit that we have fight for this progress in the first place.

Though I guess I can understand people's fear of the unknown. On last night's Channel 4 news they interviewed a gay couple where one of them played organ in the church and another was one of those gloved handbell performer for their church. Thank God we've been banned from having the same rights as everyone else, I can understand how this



could terrify even the most liberal of conservatives.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Why I'm Going Straight to Hell...



...because when I look at this tragic picture of Tammy Faye, all I think is, Jerri Blank's really let herself go.

I'm really really an awful person.

Seriously, please send your prayers and thoughts and all those good things her way. She's obviously really sick and the cancer is inoperable. Everyone go out and rent "Through the Eyes of Tammy Faye" and see why this hard core Christian woman is also such a beautiful gay icon

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Surprise Me Damnit!



The clock's ticking down as nerds around the world await the final Harry Potter book to be released at midnight Friday night! There's various spoilers and even a link to what claims to be pictures someone took of every page in the book and can be read that way. Though rumor has it, that's actually poorly written fan fiction.

I wouldn't know because -- even though I was sent the link -- I clicked it to see where it lead and as soon as I saw an open book, I closed the window. I've never done the bookstore raid, grabbing the book as fast as possible, racing home with it, wrapping myself up in my blanket and blazing through the book as fast as possible while cramming junk food and caffiene in my face. And I don't want the experience ruined!

Tick, tock, tick, tock

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Break Out The LA Gear High Tops



Apparently the new innovation in graphic design is to pretend it's 1988. Above is the logo for the 2012 London Olympics. Makes me want to play Super Mario 3.

Happy Birthday Disneyland!!



You're 52 today. Don't look a day over FIFTY! FIFTY YEARS OLD!!

*sigh* Remember when Molly Shannon was on SNL? I feel old.

I need to stop doing blow before I post.

Can anyone tell me where I can find the ride in the picture above? I didn't know that Disney catered to adults in that way.