Happy Leap YEAR!!!

To take a break from work, I did a little wikipedia-ing and found out information about this glorious February 29th day. Apparently it's a tradition that leap years are the only years when women can propose to men without being hussy tarts!. So listen up ladies, take a moment to be empowered! For another 305 days making your own call on who you want to marry doesn't mean your just a cunty strumpet.

And here is another comic I found searching for the one above. It cracked me up. I know, I'm a nerd!

Come On Girl, Shake That Ass!!

In order to boost attendence at their games, the Florida Marlins have created a cheerleading squad of overweight guys called the MANatees.

God bless America, it's favorite pastime, and apple pie...

Hey! Who ate all the...oh...

Get Ready WeHo...HERE I CUM!!!!

After a quick jet-setting trip to LA, Matty has landed a place in West Hollywood. Literally just a stroll down Santa Monica Blvd from the big RAINBOW FLAGS decorating the street AND a fancy pants mexican place.

Homos and margaritas...this move is going to ROCK!!!

Even 700 years Later...

...the exes come out of the woodwork. Sir Hugh [Tampon] Despenser wasn't a very nice guy AND was apparently boning King Edward II of England in the 1300s. And then he was brutally murdered by King Edwards wife when she took over the throne. Can you think of any exes you'd like to kill off who just wouldn't die? I can...

Hot Shit!

You're not changing the face with any of the costumes?? Really?! Ok...

Wikipedia's Just Being Mean...

Less than 24 hours after Mit Romney has dropped out of the presidential election, the article for the day is about John Smith's gold plates.

And if you look close, a recent article is famed popular conservative President, Ronald Reagan.



And to add insult to injury, scroll down and what's today's Featured Picture? John Edwards in front of an American Flag!



It's not nice to gloat, wikipedia.

We're So Hip!

We're predicting "breaking news" on CNN before it was even posted. While it may be a 38 year old story, WE talked about it first in 2008 on this weeks episode

Here's an in depth report with all the footage on CNN

Insurance is Fun!

I'd never seen this one before. Oh James Lipton...


Although this one is still my favorite. See how much being in the closet for 50+ years breaks your brain!